White House Responds to Election!

Dateline Washington. F.U.N - The Bush Administration, after considerable thought and several days of testing through the talkosphere, has issued an official response to the election results. Tony snowjob spoke to the White House press corps. "The President would like to welcome the latest converts to the Christian Neocon agenda. 'The American People have spoken loud and clear. They are tired of waiting for the "Do Nothing Congress" to bring about the Rapture. Democrats have clearly moved to the far right. There is no other possible explanation for their landslide victory in the election.' The President looks forward to 'Staying the Course' with his new allies on the 'March to Glory...uhh I mean Freedom and Democracy. I'm sure now that the other party has joined with us on our mission we can Finish the Job that we Accomplished back in 2003. The next few months in Iraq are the most critical for the forces of Freedom. The Neocon ranks continue to swell...(I hope God has room for us all) Wait...Tony Don't read that'...D'oh...hmmm hmm any questions?"
When pressed about the Democrat's rhetoric concerning the undoing of several of his hallmark pieces of legislation the President replied "I'm wearing my shiny shoes today. Do you like them?" while he stuck one foot out from behind the rostrum. Pressed for an explanation Bush frowned then shouted "MOMMY DOESN'T LIKE THE CHOCOLATE PUDDING!"
Donald Rumsfeld stepped in and explained that the statements by the President were complicated and that most people couldn't understand them, but reassured the press that they were central to the Administration's secret plan for victory in Iraq. He then echoed the presidents welcome to the new batch of conservative ideologues newly elected to Congress. Before bundling the smiling President into the Presidential Stroller.