Lessons in Public Relations

It has come to my attention that some who read this blog may have found the content offensive. The good news is I am seeking help; I have enrolled in the Pope Benedict & Neocon School for Practical Public Apology. So as my first bit of homework here goes.

Hmmm...hmm I apologize IF, in the process of reading the blogspace that YOU CHOSE to read, you encountered material that, because your sense of self is so unstable that satirical comments from a complete stranger can affect you, has moved you to anger or hurt.

Wow that really clears the air. I'm glad we got past this. I feel better.


Editors Note: I know this might get me excommunicated, but papal infallability my ass! - I'm sorry if the Muslim community was offended by my comments - I mean really whats to be offended by - Everything coming from Muhammed is evil - It's not like he was knocking Islam or Muslims or... Oh wait... since those things draw a direct descent from Muhammed... yes he was! Proud to be Roman Catholic let me tell ya!