Exclusive!!!! Blogger to Marry District Court Justice

I would like now in front of you all to declare my willingness and eligibility and intention to marry Her Honor Anna Diggs Taylor. Yesterday she shot to the top of my super hot candidates list. I realize that since we've never met and I have only seen her name and wouldn't recognize her unless she was both wearing her robes of office and a name tag that we have some challenges ahead of us, but to quote the great Lloyd Dobbler, "You've just described every great success story." I mean really what relationships don't have their share of hurdles to overcome. I am certain that we will grow stronger and closer by facing these challenges. As Inarra Serra said "Every problem is just an opportunity in disguise."

I mean really any woman who reads

"Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

And thinks it means

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

And further links it to liberty by reasoning that

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

actually really means

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

has to be my kind of girl. I mean the amazing brilliant deep thinking wisdom of it all. This is clearly a woman with whom I can raise a family.

Please send congratulations via the U.S. District Court - Eastern District of Michigan. We're registered at Judges are Us.

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